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Alan Bins The “Elephant” For Octopus Paul!

Mon, 2 Aug 2010 Source: Amponsah, Jerry

As earlier reported “Some ‘creative’ (or mischievous?) Minds have appropriated

the reputation of recent World Cup psychic Octopus Paul to predict the victory

for Alan Kyeremateng in the NPP’s upcoming congress. The image has become

increasingly parsimonious on various sites.

Paul the Octopus is a common octopus living in a tank at a Sea Life Centre in

Oberhausen , Germany . Octopus Paul became internationally famous for correctly

predicting the outcome of seven (7) matches of the World Cup in South Africa

this year and also correctly predicting the final, of which Spain won over

Netherlands.

As he felt betrayed by the party’s “Elephant” on 22nd December 2008, Alan

“Handsome” Kyeremateng has now masterfully pitched camp with Octopus Paul to

salt his campaign, with the hope that he emerges as the flag bearer when the

party goes to congress on August 7th. He is not a true believer. As a renowned

businessman, thinking of grabbing an opportunity without sensing the relative

culture of your organization makes you a myopic, incompetent and visionless.

Surprisingly Alan is no longer having faith in the party’s “Elephant”, as he and

his political comrades are now more reliant upon Octopus Paul. This shameful

plagiarism is an absurd political strategy with no sense of manifestation in the

end. Imitation is a functional equivalent of defeat. More so, it is easier to

square the circle than get round a mathematician.

How could Alan Kyeremateng engage in such bungee jumping without a rope?

Is it a political mistake, or a message, as he becomes too nuts to win? I wonder

if he can walk me through this stimulus tactics, and perhaps disabuse me of any

notion I might have along this line.

He is too wrapped up in his presidential ambition. I will remind him of the myth

of Icarus, “He keeps his distance”. He is into politics but lacks the basics, he

does not know what he does not know. Never undertake anything unless you have

the heart to ask Heaven’s blessing on your undertaking!

This stunning revelation brings us to the level of party faithfulness and

patriotism. How could he be proud of elbowing our ever dependable “Elephant”,

which is our supreme value and bedrock for octopus? If an octopus has now been

chosen at the expense of the party’s elephant, no doubt if they get the chance,

they will as well change the party’s core colours from the RED, WHITE & BLUE to

ORANGE, WHITE & GREEN, as it is shown in the image. As it is clearly created and

publicized in disguise. “A picture is worth a thousand of words!” But, it will

earn him NO hit.

As publicly as the image goes round the social networking site, Facebook and

possibly other areas of publicity as well, it is an obvious indication that,

Alan and his few people within our fraternity are excited. This sinister attempt

has undoubtedly added a false sound bite to his political campaign. Alan lacks

simple facts and anecdotes to market his political aspiration. This will in no

way earn him a field day but rather result in an ugly defeat.

There is no perfectly epicurean corner; there is no perfectly irresponsible

place in our party. A great party, our founding fathers have made for us with

sweat and carefulness. But he should be glad to know that, the net-maker did not

make the hammock in a fit of divine carelessness.

Any man can call spirits from the “vasty deed”………… but will they come when you

do actually call for them? I will take this opportunity to remind the political

shaman of Alan, who is invoking Octopus Paul’s prediction to revisit the

symbolic root of our great party. This cheap publicity will not wash, come

August 7th. Historical victory will one more time repeat itself.

We the dyed-in-the-wool of the Danquah Busia and Dombo, in the blessed memory

fraternity, do not and will never in any way associate ourselves and the

renowned and respectable party with any other animal or object apart from the

“Great Elephant”. Whether it rain or shine, we the true patriots will be guided

by the party’s tradition and legacy, which our founding fathers left us. And we

will continue to be on the right side of history.

This is a clear indication that if due diligence is not taken, Alan and his

minute group of people may change the party’s traditional symbol, core colour,

and rewrite the history of the party etc, should the party mistakenly fall into

their hands.

There are certain people who so ardently and passionately desire a thing, that

from dread of losing it they leave nothing undone to make them lose it. History

indicates that at a point he disowned the party publicly. So, his loyalty to our

noble party is highly questionable. No doubt Alan will send our great party to

the Sea Life Aquarium, Oberhausen in Germany, if he gets the mandate, instead of

battling the incumbent NDC.

He has tried and tested waters on his chances of winning across the length and

breadth of the country, but the only name that remains on people’s lips is

“Nana”.

This eleventh hour political strategy will not in any way earn him the expected

results.

The presidential primary is largely a symbolic exercise, interesting but

inconclusive for “candidates” loyalty and competence. Delegates are looking for

someone who truly believes in the cause of the party,-one who is ready to work

assiduously to recapture the political power from the inept NDC government.

Alan’s current inclination to Octopus Paul is a snapshot of his readiness to

gamble with the party’s effort to win 2012 elections. Being associated with the

octopus’ luck, tells the world that he is not up to task. We are not going to

unseat President Mills and his incompetent government on mere luck, but rather

through the dint of hard work, determination, loyalty and commitment.

Alan’s sense of seriousness and purposefulness is in question.

He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.

He who brings peace to His Universe brings peace to us, and to Israel –the book

of Hebrew. Alan Kyeremateng and his cohorts are confused to the point of holding

boff press conference, with his failed Stephen Ntim going haywire and crying

like a little baby on public radio. Their gross and childish bellyaching should

better be channelled to their newly found Octopus Paul. Their shout for help in

the night, is waking neighbours up. Now, if you do not have confidence in the

party’ s constitutionally mandated leadership, whom the delegates elected in the

spirit of patriotism, then it sends a signal of no-confidence in these same

delegates, who will be voting on August 7th. All this surmounts to a calculated

move to chicken-out one more from the party IF they lose the flagbearership

race. Wherever they may happen to turn, whatever they may undertake, they will

always end up by returning to that path which political nature marked out for

them. As they break their hearts, we the men in the party will still go on as

before. The party was too lenient on putting a lid on his “u-turn move through

the backdoor” story. The truth was generally seen, rarely heard. Are we sworn to

secrecy not to make it discussible? His political slogan-"job for the people,

cash for people"- is mere beer talking slogan in our modern politics.

We the loyal and leg-working youth of the NPP party do respect the Elephant

symbol of the party and the blessings that come with it. We strongly believe in

our party’s tradition and its core symbols. And, under no circumstance, will we

swap any of the party’s symbols, its relations with any other thing or image, as

Alan Kyeremateng and his camp have proudly demonstrated. How could they easily

forget the party’s supreme saying “OSONO AKYI, ABOA BIARA NI HO”, which

literally means “there is not any other animal after the elephant!”. At this

point, I want to know if Alan, and his political shaman, both imagine themselves

to be more intelligent than our founding fathers, and wiser than the delegates,

and the young followers, to trade our “Great Elephant” for an “Octopus”?

Alan should better know that, if he goes expressly to look at the moon, it will

become tinsel.

As NPP’s “Great Elephant” needs someone to lead, knows who he wants; Alan has no

idea, or whatsoever. There is only one particular person the “Elephant” wishes

well and only wish that he could wish better. Whatever Alan is intended to do,

he is not intended to succeed: failure is the fate allotted. As he yields to the

octopus taste, the delegates will yield to the taste of the elephant. The

bookmakers have written the “Octopus” off.

This mantra cannot in anyway lull the people’s support for the rightful

candidate who has successfully stood the test of time. This cheap tactics cannot

steal for Alan the political centre. The good delegates are not oblivious of

your past demeanor which has fractured the confidence they used to have in you.

The era of “Alan Cash” is over. He lacks cards to play the game. He is short of

the right mechanics to lead the party to victory.

This hoof beat will not stick. The “Elephant” is more impregnable than the

Octopus Paul. According to party insiders, the political codgers of the NPP

party have been prescient that, Alan is NOT going to make it on 7th August. He

lacks the requisite energy to fully engage in the political gamesmanship as the

NDC is in power. His achingly laconic campaign promises cannot earn him

victory.

Jerry Amponsah

(Facebook: King Sabbato)

New York, USA.

Columnist: Amponsah, Jerry