Countrymen and women, loyalists and opponents,
I hope you had a very good Easter celebration. I had a good time myself ? in spite of the speculations that I had illegally poked my stick in a certain aperture and declined to accept responsibility for the twin products of my libidinous impropriety. I know that you people can be very gullible sometimes and many of you have already been taken in by this overzealous attempt to soil my reputation.
Countrymen and women, loyalists and opponents,
I hope you had a very good Easter celebration. I had a good time myself ? in spite of the speculations that I had illegally poked my stick in a certain aperture and declined to accept responsibility for the twin products of my libidinous impropriety. I know that you people can be very gullible sometimes and many of you have already been taken in by this overzealous attempt to soil my reputation.