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The Obama Serenades

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 Source: Okoampa-Ahoofe, Kwame

Cape Coast, Ghana




At Cape Coast,


we bowed our heads


in sorrow


and shame,


recalling the agonies


of our forebears…


the wicked complicity


of kinsmen


and sometimes


even parents…





At Cape Coast,


the ghoulish stench


of slavery


stared us


stiffly and


morbidly


in the face,


flaring up


our nostrils


to the wrenching


point of


hyperventilation…





At Cape Coast,


we were weighted down


with the bloody crimes


of yesteryear;


still,


almost senselessly


and capriciously,


we either flatly failed


or rawly refused


to grasp


this bleak season


of misery and


abject penury


was wrought


by ourselves


upon


our own kind…





At Cape Coast,


we could only


half-fathom


what was


and what might


have been


had there not


been…and then


staggered


by the stygian depths


of such epic


savagery,


we could not


hold back


our tears,


those tears


which were not


really our own,


but those of


our forebears


in eons past,


callously wrenched


from their moorings


and rendered


beasts-of-burden


by those pale-skinned


blue-eyed men


with frozen veins…





At Cape Coast,


we were shackled


and packed supine


as sardines


in urine and


human waste,


bound for


chain-gang labor


in the Carolinas


Georgia, Louisiana


and Mississippi,


shorn of our clothes


and tongues and


names and


dignity…





At Cape Coast,


a disoriented


mulatto class


was spawned


mimicking


every misdeed


of those blue-eyed


creatures of


yonderland,


while retaining


almost none


of whatever virtues


with which they trod


our shores…





At Cape Coast,


time and tide


came full circle


even as seller


and sold


stood


face-to-face


like total strangers


staring


at the horizon


with a young


orange-sun


beginning


to rise up


once more –





The Obama Serenades II





Christiansborg, Accra-Ghana





The stench


of past epic misdeeds


is rather too heavy


in the air,


the landmarks


of our hostage past


too striking and


palpable


to be forgotten


anytime soon –


the gaping scars


are there for all


to see,


wonder how


it came about


that we now seem


to have overcome


so much


in so short


a time;


and yet,


we also seem


to have so much


to overcome


in the years


and decades


ahead –





At Osu,


the old Danish


slave castle


still serves


as the seat


of the ship


of State,


as the stool-house


of our


chief-of-state…





the bloody tide


of slavery came


and washed out


the gray matter


beneath


our skulls;


and so,


these days,


we only carry


the empty skull-shells


of the defenseless


and war dead,


a horrible mound


of human


savagery –





our empty skulls


testify both against


our forebears


and the wickedness


of those blue-eyed men


who carved


a lucrative trade


selling


youthful


black flesh;


the very skies


in their bronze visage


swear against


our abject loss


of self-love


and dignity,


our frantic attempts


to role-play


our blue-eyed foes


of yesteryear…





which is why


these days


those who claim


to be leading us


into realms of peace


and prosperity


would not


bat an eye


ere


selling us


down


the creek –





At Osu,


our venerable


guest


and kinsman


and America’s


first African son


has sat down


for breakfast


with our three


most prominent

chiefs,


namely,


the red and


bloody one


whose drunken


Scotsman sire


dumped his mum


long before


Little Red


was even conceived


as the mutt who


fatuously fancies


his double


in our venerable


guest…





breakfast


is composed


of bacon,


whole-wheat bread


sandwich and


a handsome mug


of orange juice,


which makes


the Red One


a bit uneasy,


as he would rather


the bacon


were composed of


human flesh


and the blood of


those he tethered


to stakes,


at the Teshie


Military Range,


and summarily


dispatched


to hell


in the month


of June,


which is why


he is so dismayed


breakfast is almost


a full-moon


behind


schedule…





then,


there is our halting


mid-night dark


host with the English


name which makes him


curiously


mistake himself


for Little Red


sometimes,


which is why


he almost


invariably


treads the earth


in the very shadow


of Little Red;


a legal maven


of genius


on paper,


which is where


all similarities end


with our venerable


guest,


a veritable mutt


of proven genius


and ingenuity…





then,


there is


our soft-spoken


gentle-giant


with the bassoon voice;


no gentle-giant


at all,


save in this land


of a million elves,


a lecher


par-excellence


who ought to have been


the host


but whose selfish


and wayward ways


has effectively


doomed him to


wistfully playing


a grudgingly invited


guest at his own


feast…





nothing


really remarkable


about this breakfast-


for-four


in a dank


old slave castle


cynically named


after the Christ


of Nazareth,


a lurid


nose-thumbing


of blasphemous


proportions…





The Obama Serenades III





Kotoka International Airport





It is not that


Ghana has always had


the best and brightest


of the proverbial


cream of the leadership


crop;


not even that our leadership


has largely


or even mostly been


of the democratic stock;


just that some of us


have been brave


and courageous


enough


to be willing


to spill


our own blood


to ensure


the rest of our


kin and kith


live in peace


and freedom


with justice…





and so tonight


America’s first


African son


shall touch down


on Ghana’s earth,


the very sacred earth


selflessly soaked


with General Kotoka’s blood


callously spilled


as this patriotic giant


was felled


by minions


of a tyrant


who would only have


Ghanaians and our


land in perpetual thrall,


at his beck,


whim and


lunacy…





ours is


indeed


a land


and people


in peace and


at peace with


themselves,


a people


in whose culture


are embodied


the noble tenets


of love


friendship


and


hospitality;


a land in which


the commonality


of human


destiny and


fate are embraced


with fellow-feeling


and liberal sharing


of whatever our


commonwealth entails…





Ghana,


a veritable


motherland,


as only


a mother


knows best


the primal needs


and desires


of her child,


a motherland


as only


a mother


knows best


what mode


of guidance


and protection


to afford


her son…





Ghana is


a motherland,


which means


like a torch


or beacon


of Liberty,


she welcomes


and accepts all


who make the trip


into her home,


providing warmth


and provender


for the haggard hobo


and unreserved comfort


for the penitent wayward…





Land of


generous mosquito bites,


Ghana,


fabled Kingdom of Gold,


bejeweled maidens,

diamond tiaras


and silver stools…





Gateway to


big-hearted Africa,


welcome,


Sonny Obama,


whatever I own


is also yours!





The Obama Serenades IV





Our Kinsman Slept under Our Roof





Tonight


is a great night


for Ghana


and Africa


and America


and Asia


and Europe


and Australia


and South America


and all the world as well…





tonight


Africa’s first


American son


is at home


and at peace


with himself,


being also


among


his own…





a decade ago,


the Scottish one


declined


to spend


the night


with us,


a rapturous


adulating crowd,


surfeit affection


and all;


he would rather


spend the night


with his own


and among


his own…


one could hardly


blame him,


for he deeply knew


what we have known


all our lives:


blood is thicker


than water,


even as the palm


of one’s hand


is known to afford


greater comfort


than the back


of the same…





a decade ago,


the great Scotsman


flatly declined


the warmth


of the best bed


in our home;


we felt piqued


and even miffed


by such diplomatic


slight;


still,


we couldn’t blame him


for distrusting


our candid offer


of comfort


and love,


for one couldn’t


always be as certain


of friendship as


of kinship bonds…





and so tonight


is a cloud-nine night


for Ghana


and Africa;


tonight,


we shall camp


by the fireplace,


softly and


sweetly while


the cool,


starry night away


with wisdom-filled tales


callously severed


in the telling


when those blue-eyed men


weighed anchor


on our shores;


that was when


our familial links


fell apart,


that was when


our children lost


their innocence


and our parents


and grandparents


lost touch


with themselves


and their souls…





tonight,


we shall camp


by the fireplace


and catch up


with epic events


of the past,


even as we pledge


to never foul


our birth-waters


again…





Africa’s first


American son


came home tonight;


we always knew


this day would come to pass,


it was all


just a matter


of time


and tide,


a matter of the ant-butcher’s


deliberate care …


Africa’s first


American son


came home tonight,


and then


we felt


the very weight


of the world


in our sway;


Africa’s first


American son


returned home tonight,


and our entire village


went agog


with tears


of joy…





The Obama Serenades V





Folkloric Drum-Script





This is Ghana!


Listen to Ghana!!


This is Ghana!!!


Listen to Ghana!!!!


This is Ghana!!!!!


This is Ghana!!!!!!


This is Ghana!!!!!!!





Ghana


is the land


where men first began


to build in stone,


this is the land


of Adansi-Pipim,


master-builder,


unbested maker


of war


and


peace…





here also


the Akan art


of governance


and justice


was hatched…





this is the land


where the spider


taught us to weave


and clothe


ourselves;


we are the fabled weavers


of Kente and Adinkra bolts…





Ghana,


land of


the regal


Adowa dance,


Kpanlogo,


Agbadza and


Boboobo,


land of rhythmic


dance of


the soul…





we dance


when we are happy


and dance


when we are sad


and dance again


when we are neither


happy


nor


sad…





we are a


vibrant folk,


we are full


of song


and art…





Ghana,


land of


the fertility doll,


disk-headed


Akuaba;

we make love


around the clock


and settle scores


with measured


response;


we are not prone


to the total destruction


of our frenemies,


just deft


in our containment


of their wiles…





hallowed land


of Ansa-Sasraku Brempong,


conqueror-of-conquerors,


supreme coach


of Asante-Kotoko,


land of Osei-Tutu,


lord of the African prairie,


mighty one,


it is only Susubiribi,


the great sylvan cat,


that comfortably rubs shoulders


with the lynx…





we are spawned from


the ancient loins


of Mali and


Songhai,


yet we precede them both,


we are scions


of a self-begotten god…





Ghana,


land of


Obunumankoma,


Dapagyan and


Osono,


beyond the strength


of the pachyderm


is entombed


the very creator


of our world…





land of


Anokye


of Akuapem-Awukugua,


supreme servant


of Odomankoma,


Lord-Protector


of the deprived


and despondent…





we come from


far off yonder,


yet we never left


this land


of our birth;


we are of


Akan stock,


we are of


Dangme stock,


we are Dagomba


and Conja


and Dagarti


and Mamprusi


and Konkomba


and Nanumba


and Ewe


and Guan;


we are all


that any human


can be and


still more beyond


and besides…





Ghana,


primal kingdom


of gold


and


diamond


and


bauxite


and


manganese


and endless


petro-chemical


wrabgling…





we have traveled


from afar


and yet


we always


owned this land…





The Obama Serenades VI





For Michelle and the Spirit of Joy





I have just


been wondering


had you not


been wrested,


callously,


from us,


where in Ghana


you might


have been


born…





and also


what name


you would have been


given by your parents


to proudly wear,


a name whose


virtuous import


you would have had


to live by


day-in


and out…





but I guess


having happily


returned and


laid claim


to every part


of this land,


you are simply


content being


Ghanaian


And


African…





and now,


I know


your soul


is at peace


and restful


with itself,


now that your feet


have trod


and caressed


a land


as warm


and full-figured


and pretty


and black


like you…





no need


to pine


and sulk


and wonder


which god


fated you such


a raw deal;


for it was


no raw deal


at all,


just a routine test


of your mettle


and a fulfillment


of prophecy:


“That which


the builders rejected


has become


the head


of the corner…”





today,


you shall be


restored


to your place


among our ranks;


today,


you shall also


be named Queen


and be shorn


of our


collective


shame –


no slave names


anymore,


no slave past


anymore,


save that which


banana peels


must recall


for the sake


of memory


and our


collective


rinse –





today,


you shall be sat


on a stool


made of oak


and sworn in


as Queen


of our clan,


then you shall


be led into


the stool-house


to embrace


your sacred past…





still,


I wonder


exactly where


in Ghana


you could have


been born,


with such


lambent wit


on so broad


a pair


of shoulders;


I can think


of none other


save my own

Aduana clan,


which makes


quite a bit


of sense,


when you stop


to think about


your first family’s


love of dogs


and fiery


resolve


to fight


and win


and win bigger


than the souls


of your foes –





today,


you shall stitch


your own patch


to our collective


quilt, thrust deep


your moorings


to the very beginnings


of our race;


you shall be


delectably


overwhelmed


by what you


see and feel


deep down


your heart


and soul –





The Obama Serenades VII





Associated “Insults”





“While Michelle Obama’s great-great grandfather was a


slave in South Carolina, his African origins are not


known.” – Associated Press, 7/11/09








An insult to injury,


an injury to insult;


rubbing salt and pepper


into my running soul’s sore…





the say


wherever the sons


and daughters and


nephews and nieces


and fathers and


mothers and uncles


and aunties gather


to share


and exult


in God’s name,


to gratefully


appreciate their fortunes


and even misfortunes,


the Devil as


sure as Hell


is smack-dab


in the midst…





and so the Devil


went to Ghana


with Barack and


Michelle attempting


to derail or


dumb down


this glorious


homecoming


of Africa’s first


American son…





the Devil,


he went to Ghana


seeking to rain


on the harmlessly


healing parade


of kinsfolk and


in-laws;


luckily,


the Devil


did not


succeed in


dumbing down


their joy…





the Devil


who had woefully


underestimated


the stern stuff


of which


we are made,


he went to Ghana


to dumb down


our joy


and returned with


third-degree


burns…





we saw it coming


all right,


yet


we were not fazed,


having weathered


detraction and


distraction and


destruction and


sidelining and


side-stepping and


boot-crunching


in the Harlems


and Sowetos


of our forced exiles


and outright


deportations


and enslavement


in these United States


of cattle-rustlers


and robber-barons,


hunched on the gray


margins between


history and


oblivion;


still,


we are not


the least bit


fazed…





having been


shackled and


huddled


in the squalid


hold of


“The Jesus,”


we are now


also callously


being told


the raw and


cold memories


of our agonies


were mere


daydreams of


toddlers and


drunks,


after all…





still,


we are not


the least bit


fazed:


four centuries


of ineffable


indignities


cannot be cancelled


by the halting


smudge


of cynical


scribes…





Blackman


marooned among


the hopeless ranks


of a Carolina


chain-gang,


rise up,


arise


with the righteous


indignation


that only


a hurricane


could match,


Blackman


hung up


a tree to


die and rot


like strange fruits


on a Georgian


oak,


tell me,


if you are


no prime fruit


of old Africa’s


loins,


what are you?





A white


shooting-star


dropped out of


America’s


pale-blue skies


and then


instantly


quenched


and seen


no more?





Three centuries


of murderous rape


cannot be blotted


with the stroke


of a pen;


luckily,


Caliban


has out-mastered


the master


at his own


tongue;


luckily,


Caliban


is truth-tinker


to such crock


of slag…








7/11/09





By Kwame Okoampa-Ahoofe, Jr.
Columnist: Okoampa-Ahoofe, Kwame