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To My Uncle Tarkwa Atta – A Tribute (17)

Sat, 11 Aug 2012 Source: Okoampa-Ahoofe, Kwame

By Kwame Okoampa-Ahoofe, Jr.

Uncle Tee,

I told you

Mister Stupid

was born and

raised right here

in this town –

some goofballs

are actually

roaming our streets,

megaphones

stuck to their porcine lips

and their stinking mouths,

claiming

you are the first

elected king

to have expired

on Antubam’s

chair –

that is quite true,

on the face of it,

but then

how about

our two unelected,

albeit popularly reckoned,

kings who expired

on the same

fart-gilt

Antubam stool

you just vacated

in a paradigm

reshuffle…

were they

chopped liver

or ground beef…

of course

I am talking about

Kotoka and

Akuffo,

the former of whom

was far bitterly

mourned

than yourself;

of course,

I expect you

to remember this

more vividly

than I do,

’cause you were

in your tweens

while a mere

toddler

was I –

Uncle,

I don’t know

if you wouldn’t

feel dissed

by this,

but Kotoka

was the kind

of hero’s hero

you would never

become,

when you reckon

the fact that

you are being

pitied

more than hailed

as a hero…

needless to say,

you are neither

a hero nor

a villain

at all, save

one reckons

as heroic

your mere clinching

of the ballot

on your third

try,

largely

by default,

as a heroic

act…

yes,

Emmanuel Kwasi Awusi

Kotoka was a hero’s

hero,

’cause he kick-boxed

our primal

albatross

and your

tin-god hero

to the curb and

off his buns,

landing him flat

on his face

in Alajo’s

mega drain…

he would condignly

break a jowl,

a set of teeth

and an arm;

he would also learn

a lesson

or two,

somehow;

he would also learn

not to sass up

and filch

the stool-names

and titles of

our heroic sires –

an Osagyefo,

indeed;

and just whose

neck and

ass did he

save, save

his own…

and then he sat

face down

on his butts

a half-dozen years

in Toure’s Guinea

counting cockerels,

Guinea pigs

and

Guinea fowls

and seeing

flashes and

coruscations

across the sky –

you men of

vanity,

you are mere

dust and

ashes,

and that is

our common

track and

route –

8/5/12

Columnist: Okoampa-Ahoofe, Kwame